You ladies know exactly what I’m talkin’ about, right?! We get asked to babysit a sweet little baby or we are surrounded by friends that are all getting pregnant and suddenly, we get it. Yup! It’s called the Feeeev! Baby fever is serious and very contagious, once it strikes, there”s no turning back. It starts taking over our thoughts, our body has a mind of it’s own and we just won’t leave our Man alone (not that your Man would complain).

We feel the need to breed, right ladies! So we go all out, make the effort to dress sexy, smiling when we get noticed. We start volunteering to babysit for FREE! We feel like conquerers and unstoppable, that is until…

We get that positive pregnancy test and the baby takes us down! Your Man might not understand what happened to the Lioness that he so enjoyed. Well, the Feeeev is over and she got what she wanted. Now she has to endure weeks of serious morning sickness, sleeping all the time and mood swings. This beautiful babe, just morphed into a beautiful blimp!

Don’t get me wrong, the second trimester is great and we’re always happy to be at the end to see our precious little one, finally! But then another thing happens…

Postpartum strikes and we have morphed into an unpredictable, ranting babe that is leaking from all ends (tears, breasts and down below). The hair that was once so sexy, has gone up and not only that, but is now shedding! Will your Man ever see the real you, the sexy you that you both love and enjoyed so much during the Feeeev?!!

Fear not ladies, this too shall pass and you will be the old you again, with some added spunk on top of that! For now…take a shower already because it’s been days, you’ve forgotten, due to “baby on the brain” or just not having a chance, so put your baby into a bassinet or a bouncer in the bathroom with you and shower already because you’re beginning to stink!

Love you guys!

Jacqueline